Newsflash…..

Food.

I believe that there are a few things that all people, no matter what their differences, can agree on:

#1. You will never be happier then when you are truly in love.
#2. Good music and good friends are the key to happiness.
#3. The most delicious meat that ever existed is bacon.

That is why I am very happy to announce that as of October 30, 2008, The Ultimate Bacon flavored spread was launched...Baconnaise. Yes. Spreadable bacon has arrived. I’d like to reiterate that this is spreadable bacon, people! This is not designed for direct jar-to-mouth-via-spoon consumption, so avoid temptation. You can purchase a three pack for $14.99.

There is one catch. When entertaining, the Baconnaise should probably be left in the cabinet. However, when it is just you and a couple of buddies with a Kitty Keg of Heineken there is no better pairing. --b